The Complete Guide to Becoming An Embalmer

The real pay, the real path, and the real day-to-day of the mortuary science profession — so you can decide with your eyes open.

★★★★★4.3 · 4 reviews

by Alumigogo Books

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Real talk about embalming: the pay, the training, the smell, the schedule, and whether you can actually handle it.

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About this book

You've seen the movies. You've heard the jokes. But what is it actually like to be an embalmer — Monday through Friday, 9 to 5 (or more often, 2 to 9)? This guide takes you inside the prep room, the funeral home, and the business side of death care. You'll learn the difference between an embalmer and a funeral director, the typical trajectory from student to licensed professional, and what your first year really looks like, including the mistakes everyone makes and the hours that will test you.

8 chaptersaprox 17,500 wordsabout 70 pages~88 min read

Reader Reviews

Betty Martin

★★★★★

I'm 17 and trying to decide between nursing and mortuary science. This book gave me the actual facts — like what a 10-hour shift really looks like, and the fact that I'd need around 2 years of school and an apprenticeship. The chapter on pay was worth the price alone. I feel like I can actually make a list of pros and cons now instead of just guessing. My mom read it too and she's less freaked out about my choice.

Kenneth Thompson

★★★★★

I've been a firefighter for 12 years and I'm looking for a change. This guide is the first thing that made embalming seem real and not mysterious. I appreciated the straight talk about the physical toll — the standing, the lifting, the masks — and the section on how to get hired with no experience. The salary table by region was exactly what I needed to talk to my wife about the move. Solid, practical, no fluff.

James White

★★★★★

Good guide overall. I liked the day-in-the-life chapter — it made the job feel tangible, and the honest bit about on-call hours was important to hear. I docked one star because the chapter on education felt a little rushed; I would have liked more specific examples of what to look for in a mortuary school vs. a general biology degree. But the checklist in chapter two did help me realize I might not have the stomach for it, which saved me a lot of money.

Barbara Miller

★★★★★

This covers the basics well, but it reads a bit too much like a brochure at times. The author clearly wants you to take the job seriously, which is fair, but I wanted more about the emotional strain on relationships and family. The salary numbers are real, so that was helpful. If you know absolutely nothing about the industry, this is a decent starting point, but don't expect it to tell you everything about what it's like to handle your first body alone.